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Joke of the Day

"There is nothing worse than watching the new guy at Subway make your sandwich."

"I asked my friend what he does for a living. He said, ""I cut the arse off a cow and cook it."" At least he's making ends meet."

"What car insurance do Canadians have? Triple 'eh'"

"Your penis is so small it could fit inside a 1948 donut hole"

"Co-worker insists on talking with his mouth full. No one can ever understand him. Wish we had a dentist was in the house to interpret."

"Two hookers talking. One ask the other. Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz? To which the other replies No, but I've been swung around by the tits."

"What's truly horrifying is when my generation starts having children on purpose."

"Why is a toothbrush a ""tooth"" brush? Cause it was invented in Alabama! [Inspiration came from the comments](http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825?irpc=932)"

"What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom? One snatches watches..."

"Investigators weren't sure how the victim was killed, but they did find traces of kindness at the scene."