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Joke of the Day
"What's truly horrifying is when my generation starts having children on purpose."
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"Today, a midget insulted me, so I had no choice but to punch him in the face... I never thought I'd stoop so low"
"What do you call the procedure that is done when a woman wants to become a man? An Adadictomy"
"Show me on this lemon where life gave it to you."
"""Wanna solve a meat puzzle?"" is a good pickup line"
"My friends are weird. They keep vegetables in their beer crisper. Freaks"
"What do you call a door only used by prostitutes? Ho-dor"
"My sex life is a lot like the Olympic 100m final. I wait 4 years for it and it's over in less than 10 seconds."
"*approaches a girl, tips hat* M'lady. *approaches a material girl, tips hat* M'donna."
"I had to stop drinking, cause I got tired of waking up in my car driving 90."