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Joke of the Day

"Poop When you say the word ""poop"" you mouth makes the same motion as your butt hole when you poop. Same with diarrhea."

"TIL that Harriet Tubman sought a monthly pension of $25 a month for services in the civil war ,but was only awarded $20. 100+ years later we're still only giving her a $20."

"Did you hear about the corduroy pillows? They're making headlines!"

"A Liar, a Murderer, and a Cheater walk into a bar... The Patriots must be in town."

"January 1, 1990 Go change it."

"I read an actual newspaper today! For those of you who don't understand, a newspaper is like the Internet but made of paper."

"What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive? Sad Dan"

"CUTE GIRL: [motioning to my dog] is he yours? ME: no, he's adopted"

"What do you call a Communist Sniper? A Marxman."

"An identity thief... takes things personally"