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Joke of the Day
"Saw a black guy with seven fingers today! Turns out he was eating a kitkat....."
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"Two blondes walk into a bar... The brunette ducks"
"I threw a Bukakke party last night...... it was terrible nobody came."
"*sees guy having a heart attack* me: quick somebody push a cookie in his mouth! person: isn't that for diabetics? me: it's what I would want"
"When is your mind like a rumpled bed? When it isn't made up yet."
"People say there is power in numbers. Say that to 6 million jews. -Jimmy carr"
"Why does Peter Pan Fly? Because he Neverlands."
"Wouldn't it be messed up if we found out Rome was built in like 23.5 hours?"
"old man's advice when you're young, she just takes your breath away, but once you're older, you realize she's suffocating you."
"How do you keep a group of women from talking? Ask the oldest one to speak first."