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Joke of the Day
"People say there is power in numbers. Say that to 6 million jews. -Jimmy carr"
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"They used to be called Jumpolines until your mom bounced on one back in '72."
"Guess what happens when you have a vivid dream that you're taking a piss."
"What's a communists favourite sporting event? Commonwealth Games"
"where do you take a sick horse? The horspital"
"Just saw a touching BP commercial where BP congratulates BP for doing some of what BP was legally required to do after it wrecked the earth."
"When you mount a gun rack above your desk, it's surprising how many PowerPoint presentations you simply don't have to see."
"Look, all I'm saying is that the dinosaurs didn't drink alcohol and look what happened to them."
"What did the ghost of Kurt Cobain say right after his death? My feet are killin' me!"
"I don't understand ads on p0rn sites. like who is ever in the middle of jerking off then goes like ""woah! that's the new detergent?"""