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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump if elected President will change the name of his plane Hair Force One"
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"MTV stopped having their ""Unplugged"" specials because the shitty artists we have now can't play any instruments."
"okay, i admit it. you're wrong."
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"If a blue man lives in the blue house and a red man lives in the red house, who lives in the white house? A white man."
"What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste!"
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