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Joke of the Day

"Why are the majority of school shooters white? Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team."

"How do you know it's time to go to bed? Hitler is raping you!"

"What do you call a gay Yeti A snow blower!"

"Using spin moves while allowing an opponent's sword to narrowly miss your head forces them to add majestic layers and volume to your hair."

"I like my beer how i like my violence Domestic"

"What is a cardiologists favorite wine Vena Cava"

"A man rushes into a bar and yells out, ""Guys I just heard the funniest pole joke!"" And the bartender says, ""Hold up there buddy, Im a pole"" And the man replies, ""Okay, then I will tell it slowly"""

"I feel sorry for kids today but mostly because their cartoons are terrible."

"Who's the biggest hoe in history? Mrs. Pacman. For 25 cents, that bitch swallowed balls till she died."

"What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree? ""I'd tap that."""