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Joke of the Day

"What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree? (X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!"

"If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. I can't stand the sound of clapping."

"Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri? To show the opossum it could be done."

"They were called Jumpolines until your Mom got on one."

"When I die I want my body donated to science, but more specifically a scientist who is working on bringing dead guys back to life."

"Isn't it so weird when you're thinking about someone and then they suddenly appear?... Anyway, my sister in law just caught me masturbating."

"A moderator walks into a bar.., [removed]"

"What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because muffins can't talk.."

"Which people are expert in using internet . the and is those who speak hind-e"

"Since the invention of the smart phone, how many times have you clicked a desktop icon once and waited for a response. Ok, just me?"