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Joke of the Day

"An old man was sitting there trying to dook 1 out... His dooker was all empty, void of a duke. As he, sat there and peed, shat free, he re,alized, that he, was, ""squeezin for no reason"""

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"Cannibals probably instagram pictures of their next door neighbors."
"[baby finally falls asleep] ME: *tip toes to couch* I can finally relax DOG: I'M GONNA BARK FOR NO REASON"
"What's a Trump supporter's favorite topic? Hillary Clinton."
"What does the sign on an out of business brothel say? Beat it. We're closed."
"If I see under 30s getting married, I want to kiss them for their optimism and punch them for their stupidity."
"A guy's dick is so small... that he has to pay his girlfriend for babysitting every time they have sex. feel free to make this joke better..."
"I figured those penguins would thrive in our freezer but no."
"Your baby's cute. Not baby elephant cute, but still cute."
"I just want to make enough money to live in a neighborhood where Starbucks doesn't lock their bathrooms"