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Joke of the Day
"What does the sign on an out of business brothel say? Beat it. We're closed."
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"[therapy session] THERAPIST: ok...I totally respect your feelings & you sound genuine...but that was just the plot of Jurassic Park ME: nuh uh"
"How big are pedophiles shoes? A footlong."
"At Walgreens I asked for 50 condoms. 2 girls behind me started laughing. I turned around and looked them in the eyes and said, ""Make it 52""."
"TRUE FRIENDSHIP: Walking into a persons house and your wifi connects automatically."
"Sushi A and Sushi B Q: What did Sushi A say to Sushi B? A: WASSUP B?"
"A blind walks into a bar He said ""Aw!"""
"When people tell me ""You're going to regret that in the morning"", I sleep til noon because I am a problem solver"
"What's the difference between Myspace and My space? One Space."
"Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics? Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was."