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Joke of the Day

"What's a Trump supporter's favorite topic? Hillary Clinton."

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"In light of MLK day... African american culture has fought so hard not to have to sit at the back of the bus. But they still do anyway."
"What do women and modern computers have in common? Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy"
"What do you call a man with 3 testicles? Whodyanickabollockoff"
"What did the suicide bomber ask his son? ""What do you want to be when you blow up?"""
"A man came home to find his wife in bed with a stranger. ""What the hell are you two doing?"" He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, ""See, I told you he was stupid."""
"Did you hear the news about the failed plan to send ISIS a shipment of deactivated bomb vests? People are surprised it's blowing up."
"What do you call a midget who directs Dirty Jobs? A Micromanager."
"Starting to reconsider the Supreme Court decision... what are these lesbian newlyweds going to do with all the sandwiches they make if they always eat out?"
"The camping shop in Stratford-upon-Avon is having a sale of last season's stock. Their slogan....? Now.. is the winter of our discount tents."