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Joke of the Day

"How does a black man laugh? They snigger."

"Did you here about the circus fire? It was in tents."

"I hate when people ask me what I'll be doing with my life in 5 years... I mean, come on, it's not like I have 2020 vision."

"how many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? one to drop it and the rest to pick it up pick it up pick it up pick it up"

"Two fish are in a tank One says to the other: You man the guns, I'll drive."

"My dad called in and told this joke to win a corny joke contest in the 70's What has two knees and swims in the ocean? A Two-knee fish!....."

"This homeless guy asked me for money, I was like ""I don't think so, not with that ugly voice"""

"Heard about the fruit that became a president? He got impeached."

"You guys wanna here a joke? Blood on the Dancefloor."

"I bet the first guy to pee on someone's jellyfish sting was NOT trying to help them."