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Joke of the Day
"Did you here about the circus fire? It was in tents."
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"Q: What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing? A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby."
"I'd participate in more blind taste tests if they didn't always scream & hit me with their canes while I'm licking them."
"BOSS: quit listening to Vanilla Ice, participate in the meeting, and pay attention ME: so... stop, collaborate, and listen? BOSS: you're fired"
"*handsome, young man walks up* HYM-Ms. Me-Hold it Jr. Yes, I'm sexy. But young guys aren't my thing. HYM-You've toilet paper on your heel."
"Waiting for everyone in this church service to bow their head in prayer so I can update my fantasy football roster."
"You know when geese are flying in a V, one side of the V is always longer than the other one? Know why that is? Cause there's more geese on that side."
"Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached? Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs? Or crapperjoels?"
"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 15 years"
"Becoming a garbage man isn't hard.... you just pick it up as you go along. ^^^*I'm* ^^^*terribly* ^^^*sorry*"