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Joke of the Day
"Two fish are in a tank One says to the other: You man the guns, I'll drive."
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"Once you get past my charm, good looks, intelligence and my sense of humor, I think it's my modesty that stands out."
"I wish cops cared about me wearing a condom as much as they care about me wearing a seat belt."
"""Honey, have you seen the baby? I haven't seen the baby since I asked you to throw out the bath wat--OH DEAR GOD!!"" - birth of an expression"
"One of my black friends told me this, and I didn't know if I should laugh: What do you call a black hitchhiker? Stranded"
"If you hated really old teak furniture, would you be anti antique teak?"
"I've been using medical marijuana for my bladder issues... My doctor told me to piss or get off the pot."
"My internet is so slow... Loading..."
"Stevie Wonder was in a horrendous car accident the other week. His life flashed before his ears."
"Why can't Kim Kardashian find her asshole? He's on tour."