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Joke of the Day

"My relationship status is like that other missing sock, I'm all alone and eventually end up getting trashed"

"In German, the imperative is formed by opening your mouth and speaking German."

"I heard netflix is going to start putting ads in the middle of shows Netflix and shill"

"I've entered a competition on the Armitage Shanks website It's basically a win Loos situation."

"A man turns to another and says: ""sitting here is almost as bad as being drunk"" the second man, confused, asks ""How bad can being drunk be?"" the first responds, ""Try asking a glass of water"""

"What's yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono"

"After viewing The Aristocrats, What are Redditors version of this joke. Surely this place can come up with some pretty dirty shit for this one."

"Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through."

"ME: The plane has wifi? Sweet, I'm going to Skype call that radio psychic. RADIO PSYCHIC: Go ahead caller, you're on the air ME: HOLY SHIT"

"What do indian mice do when they get scared? They scurry!"