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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through."
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"If there's a denim jacket on my doorknob it means I'm having sex with a werewolf."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Licalotapus."
"What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? Decalfinated"
"The flag in the moon is fading into an all white flag Future generations will believe the French were there."
"John Cena wakes up in the hospital He has no idea what is going on. A nurse walks into his room and he asks, ""Where am I?"" She responded, ""ICU."" He said,""No you don't."""
"[landlord walks in apartment] ""I told you no pets!"" That's a stray gerbil. ""And those fish??"" ...stray fish. SHOO FISH, SCRAM"