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Joke of the Day
"Why was 9 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7 8."
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"I don't even know how my dog can even think how I might fall for the notion someone else tore apart my shoe"
"Do I have friends? Are we allowed to count the enemies of my enemies? Then yes, I have a bunch of friends."
"Which actor is resting in pieces? Alan RIPman"
"Twitter: Tell me I'm funny! Instagram: Tell me I'm pretty! Facebook: Tell me I have real friends! Pinterest: Tell me how to knit a condom!"
"Just finished my Sexual Violence Prevention and Awareness Training. It was very informative and I feel much safer. Plus I totally raped the quiz at the end, 100%."
"My wife and I are working on our marriage. She's more attentive to my needs and I've mostly stopped telling other women I'm a single father."
"*rolls up on dance battle* Sick moves bruh. You know who else had sick moves? Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ *hands out pamphlets*"
"A barber applied for a scholarship at the barber's academy He didn't make the cut"
"Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK."