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Joke of the Day

"Came up with a joke that does not refer to sex, dildos, blonds, blacks, cocks, gays or even Trump. But this isn't it."

"Why is Peter Pan ALWAYS flying? He neverlands. lol this joke never grows old."

"Did you know that God is rich? Yeah, back in Israel he made a prophet."

"If someone wants something their whole life, and you make it happen after they die, that is so goddamned mean. What are you even thinking"

"Some people are allergic to me. You know why? Deez nuts."

"Why are gardeners the best pimps? Because they are well versed in whorticulture"

"Two peanuts were walking down the alley... One was assaulted"

"No matter how bad your day is going, just remember that somewhere in the world someone just got a pubic hair in their coffee."

"BUZZ ALDRIN: I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with E. NEIL ARMSTRONG: Earth? BUZZ: Nope *5 minutes silence* BUZZ: OK, yep."

"Facebook users are roaming the streets in tears, shoving photos of themselves in people's faces and screaming 'DO YOU LIKE THIS? DO YOU??'"