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Joke of the Day

"Most effective way to remember your wife's Birthday Question : What is the most effective way to remember your wife's Birthday? Answer: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again. :D"

"There are two things I hate in this world... People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch."

"Robert Khardasian was OJ Simpson's lawyer And thus began the family tradition of getting black men off."

"Snoop Dogg changed his name to Snoop Lion and says he's Bob Marley reincarnated, proving you can actually overdose on marijuana."

"How do fish go into business ? The start on a small scale !"

"How do you spell 'way' with an 'f'? There's no 'f' in way"

"There's no one worse than the first person to give a standing ovation in a crowd forcing everyone else to get up and clap."

"If you're looking for someone to tell you what to do in the bedroom I'm pretty good at instructing on how to install window blinds."

"5 Arabs are sitting around looking at pictures of thier kids One says to the others they blow up so fast!!"

"If someone's mean to you, just lean in and whisper ""I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world"" to them & get that monstrosity stuck in their head."