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Joke of the Day

"I used to work in a bakery, didn't really enjoy it and the pay wasn't great... I just kneaded the dough I'm sorry, I'll leave now..."

"My guy hates waste, so we went to the store, picked out anniversary cards, exchanged them, read them, and put them back on the shelves."

"I dressed up as a woman for a day just to see what they go through on a daily basis... apparently women get called faggot A LOT."

"2 Asian's walk into a bar, Barman asks why the same face!"

"Someone stole all the toilets from the police station downtown. The cops have nothing to go on."

"What do you call an environmentally-conscious Mexican? A Green Bean"

"ME: *pleased* Honey, I folded the dishes. WIFE: M: W: The laundry. M: No the dish... W: M: W: What? M: We need new dishes."

"Everyday I walk to work by a Ferrari dealership, put my nose against the etched glass window and say, ""someday I'll own a window this nice."""

"Knock knock. Come in."

"Did you know there is a species of deer that can jump higher than the average house? This is due to its powerful hind legs and the fact the average house cannot jump."