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Joke of the Day

"My guy hates waste, so we went to the store, picked out anniversary cards, exchanged them, read them, and put them back on the shelves."

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"What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has? Baby kangaroos."
"I hate when I give people nicknames like ""stupid face"" on my phone and I cant remember who the stupid face is."
"I'd like to learn one of those clicking languages from Africa because I get the feeling my knees are trying to tell me something."
"A spider just fell from the ceiling and landed right in front of me and now I have to explain why a woman was screaming in my cubicle."
"I've had a revelation from God himself! and he told me to share it with you all! It's hmm...ehhh... wait just a second, damn I think I have forgotten it! bah can't have been that important then"
"Some people are doing stuff with their lives!! Let's mock them."
"Emos have the hairiest pussies Because you know they don't use those razor blades to shave"
"Hillary Clinton is running for president. She just sent the announcement via email."
"Old mathematicians never die, They just lose some of their functions."