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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an environmentally-conscious Mexican? A Green Bean"
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"I hate looking for a job almost as much I hate not having a job almost as much as I hate working. It's complicated."
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"I didn't really want to take my friend's true or false test But he wouldn't take no for an answer"
"Save the cheerleader, save Reddit. "
"[genie emerges from his lamp] Master, what is thy [he sees me on the bed pointing at the remote like 3ft away] Are u kidding me"
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"How to get a millionaire husband marry a billionaire man, then proceed to divorce him."
"How do you know if a black woman is pregnant? Stick a banana up her cooter, if it comes out half eaten, you've got a monkey on the way!"