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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an environmentally-conscious Mexican? A Green Bean"
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"If Dairy Queen and Burger King had a baby, what do you call it? Restaurants can't have sex you moron."
"Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom."
"A homophobe goes to the doctor to see if he has cancer... He says, ""Give it to me straight, Doc."""
"How come Hitler never went to the movies? Because he could nazi!"
"I went to a party as a pirate (oc) I went to a party as a pirate and met a girl dressed as a whale She wasn't into me You can say I walked the plankton"
"What do you call a person who consume too much spicy good? Butthurt."
"A somewhat amusing joke Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had LOCOmotives"
"My dad gave me the best advice ever. ""Before you marry a woman, meet her mother and you'll know what your wife will be like in 30 years time"" I learned she won't be giving me head or anal."
"Why is PMS called PMS? Is it because Mad Cow Disease was taken?"