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Joke of the Day

"Someone stole all the toilets from the police station downtown. The cops have nothing to go on."

"A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath ""Mom"" he asked, ""are these my brains?"" ""Not yet, son""."

"I got my first real 6-string Bought it at the 5 & dime Played it til my fingers bled Mom sued the guitar manufacturer & settled out of court"

"casually discarding styrofoam container filled with buffalo wing remnants into the passing stroller of a baby"

"Where does a guru get his sandwiches? New Delhi"

"Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she's dead."

"Whats the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a dick in someones mouth."

"Time Magazine lists the 140 best Twitter feeds. Maybe later my fax machine will list the best smartphones."

"Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class."

"Did you hear about that rude homeless guy down the street? He made some roofless remarks."