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Joke of the Day
"Please write another brilliant status about how high you are. I'm on the edge of my seat here."
Next Joke
"The police came to my house earlier and said my dog had chased someone on a bike... I said, ""You must be joking, officer. My dog doesn't have a bike!"""
"John Goodman descends from the sky on his hang glider, scooping stray cats into his mouth like a pelican."
"ALL THE JADED LADIES all the jaded ladies ALL THE JADED LADIES all the jaded ladies"
"I bet Elmo wonders about how they might stop funding PBS. And sometimes why."
"*bangs gavel* wife: who???"
"Where do animals go when their Tails fall off? The Retail store"
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile... And I said ""that's a pretty big word for an 8 year old."""
"My son keeps talking to me in binary even though I ask him not to. What kind of boy is he? A noughty one."
"There's no ""creative"" way to arrange 29 sponsor logos. Let it go, walkathon t-shirt designer."