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Joke of the Day

"There's no ""creative"" way to arrange 29 sponsor logos. Let it go, walkathon t-shirt designer."

"If software developers made cars They would cost $500, get 200 miles per gallon, and once a year would explode. Killing everyone inside."

"Infatuation prick is the answer, what is the question? How do you want your wontons cooked?"

"Pease don't make fun of dyslexic dwarfs! It's not big and it's not clever!"

"Coworker: What's so funny M: Twitter Cw: Oh! I'm on there, what's your @ M: I meant twizzlers.. Cw: You're looking at your phone. M:..."

"What is the difference between Harry potter and jews? Harry potter made it out if the chamber"

"Why do Canadians call alcohol anonymous triple A? AA, Eh"

"I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time."

"My girlfriend complained we don't spend enough time together. So she came up with a perfect solution... ... and broke up with me."

"Tip: if you don't want comedians weighing in on politics.... ...don't elect a joke. (Credit to Bo Burnham)"