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Joke of the Day

"Where do animals go when their Tails fall off? The Retail store"

"I see Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. Oh, no..wait.. that never happens."

"If Coca-Cola really cared about the obesity problem they'd put cocaine back in."

"Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store? Because he wanted a tight seal."

"I just found out my girlfriend has been cheating on my with my dad.... Can't belive I'm going to be an uncle."

"How many people in Brazil shave? A Brazilian."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cassie ! Cassie who ? Cassie the forest for the trees !"

"If life was a video game it would be created by EA Because you have to pay real money inside the game."

"So If I get lucky with a Native American... Do I get to say I Poked her in her Hontas?"

"My parents always told me my grandpa was a magician. I never believed them until I saw him walking down the street when he turned into a bar!"