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Joke of the Day
"How come sneezes get a ""God Bless You"" but coughs get a cold unflinching silence?"
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"A little girl asked her father, ""do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'? The father replied, ""No, some begin with - If I am elected."";"
"In extremely rare cases women have been known to sleep with me."
"LAWYER: Your Honor, I'd like to approach the bench BENCH: I have a boyfriend"
"Ever heard of the movie Constipation? It hasn't come out yet."
"SORRY FOR MY POOR VOLUME CONTROL REGULATION BUT THIS IS A GOOD CUDDLE"
"My Facebook movie is okay, but the book was better."
"How many men do a feminist need to make her sandwich? two. One from front and another from behind."
"Who is dear & near friend... Who's hot... Its U, Who's Charming... Its U, Who's Sweetest.. Its U, Who's Intelligent... Its U, Who's dear & near friend... Its U, Who's a liar.. Its me"
"How did the sailor deal with the death of his friend? He sent out a message in remorse code."