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Joke of the Day
"LAWYER: Your Honor, I'd like to approach the bench BENCH: I have a boyfriend"
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"What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together."
"Is it appropriate to force an adult to wear diapers? Depends."
"Me: I weigh 10x more than the cat and yet she trusts me completely. So sweet. You: Me: You: It's a lot more than 10x. Me: Don't ruin this."
"What do you call an evil physicist? Sinner of Gravity"
"William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ? Mum: What crying man ? William: The one that's crying 'Ice cream! Ice Cream !'"
"Marijuana is not a gateway drug... I have never been smoking weed and thought, ""I know what this needs! Meth!..."""
"My son was kicked out of school when a girl came in and wanked him off... I said, ""Son, that's 3 schools already... Maybe teaching isn't for you."""
"How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!"
"Harry Potter lost his virginity on a magical evening. Or, as they say in Hogwarts, a Wednesday."