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Joke of the Day

"A little girl asked her father, ""do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'? The father replied, ""No, some begin with - If I am elected."";"

"Butt sex is a lot like spinach Even with butter, children don't like it."

"Why is it easy for gays to escape a fire? Because their shit is already packed."

"What's cold and always runs from a fight? Coward ice."

"Children are like farts... ...You can only tolerate your owns"

"How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a bad joke teller? To get to the other side!"

"Why did the farmer name his pig ink? Because he kept running out of the pen..."

"What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth? Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her.."

"My work signed me up for a 401k But I've never even run a marathon"

"Contrary to popular belief, Plumbers are not good lovers They are emotionally draining..."