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Joke of the Day

"Miracles do happen even on Facebook and Twitter. Come Sunday and suddenly everyone becomes a preacher."

"English class...... Teacher. One day our country will be corruption free. which tense is it?? student. Future impossible tense."

"The Canadian election consists of two men apologizing till one concedes, the winner is then elected king of Canada. Or something like that."

"This bottle of beer is not only delicious,,,, It also contains almost 10% of my daily requirement of beer..."

"I hang out with people smarter than me so when the zombies attack they will eat their brains first while I escape. Who's the idiot now Mom!?"

"My wife hit me in the face with a frying pan and yelled, ""That's for all the cheating!"" She has a weird way of apologising."

"What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs"

"A little guitar humor I broke a g-string trying to finger A minor"

"The fun thing about wigs is when someone complements you on your hair, you can rip it off and say, ""Here. Take it. No, I insist."""

"Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash? To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump."