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Joke of the Day

"We get it. If your candidate doesn't win in November, you're moving to the whitest English speaking country you can drive to."

"If you've never had diarrhea from drinking Jack Daniels... then you don't know Jack shits."

"What is the theme song for the KKK? We gon be all white"

"The best thing about Adrian Peterson's suspension... ...he gets to spend more time with the kids."

"Truth time: I've been cheating on my diet. With a younger, more attractive diet."

"I get the feeling some of you have been told by others of you not to talk to me. This means war."

"This Joke made me burst out laughing at work, but then I was sad... A baby seal walks into a club..."

"Beauty is only skin deep ...but ugly goes all the way to the bone!"

"11: You know what would be really ironic? Me: No, what? 11: If someone died in their...living room. The Twitter is strong in this one."

"""If you text me, I'll call you back just cuz it's more efficient."" - a monster"