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Joke of the Day

"A vulture tries to get on an airplane with a raccoon under each wing. The pilot stops him saying, ""Sorry, you're only allowed one carry-on."""

"Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because a semi truck hit her."

"I just saw three dudes wearing denim shirts with denim jeans. Who's responsible for this shit? Canada? Was it you, Canada?"

"What happens when sharks take their clothes off ? They go sharkers !"

"I thought Jayz and kanyes current song.... ...was about Ms Hilton's sequel to one night in Paris."

"A mathematician walks into a bar There are now two counters"

"Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He was a fungi. Why did he end up leaving the party? There wasn't mushroom."

"Could you Christian rock singers please invest in a thesaurus. I think God is fully aware by now that you think he is ""great"" and ""awesome."""

"What do accountants use for birth control? Their personality."

"What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Asked my buddy ""What would you call an elephant and a rhino mixed?"". He looks at me and says ""Shit man, Helliphino""."