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Joke of the Day
"I thought Jayz and kanyes current song.... ...was about Ms Hilton's sequel to one night in Paris."
Next Joke
"Hillary was shown a video of her flip-flopping on issues all over her career. At first, she was upset. Now she says she's ok with it."
"I don't mean to brag, but I'm extremely talented with my lips and tongue. *Whistles The Andy Griffith Show theme song flawlessly*"
"All right, Mr. Bank Guy. My business plan is forcing my pregnant dog to drink beer so its puppies are deformed and I can make money off them"
"Me: *explains idea* Boss: That's the dumbest idea ever Me:*clears throat* *repeats exact same idea in a British accent* Boss: Brilliant!"
"I went to the doctor.... he pulled down his pants, and I said, ""Dr. ewwwwww!"" He said, ""My name's not Drew."""
"What is Snoop Dogg's favorite weather? Drizzle"
"People usually stop coming over to your house when you greet them with ""Make yourself at home, BUT WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T OPEN THE FREEZER."""
"How do you know if a girl is ticklish? Give her a testicle."
"Accidentally used my GF's razor and now I feel fat and I'm pretty pissed about something you guys did 3 years ago"