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Joke of the Day

"Could you Christian rock singers please invest in a thesaurus. I think God is fully aware by now that you think he is ""great"" and ""awesome."""

"I shot a turkey for the first time today... Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen foods section."

"Confucius Say It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve a problem without violence."

"Two fish are in a tank.. One turns to the other and asked ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"I hate fucking faggots I love faggots fucking me, though."

"NSFW I Had Sex With My Teacher Re-Dux I'm self-taught."

"What does BBW actually stand for? Boobs below waist."

"The girl at the table next to me is having a salad. Not as a starter, but as a main course like some kind of rabbit."

"What do you say when you are trying to comfort a grammar nazi? There, their, they're"

"I'm not racist... I own a color tv!"