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Joke of the Day

"If your dad wrote the Bible, who would he have building the ark? Not sure who he would have, but I Noah guy."

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"What rock group have four men that don't sing? Mount Rushmore."
"patiently explainin to a 5yr old that night lights only mean u will SEE the monster as it rips u apart.. that sometimes not knowin is better"
"What happened to the car-salesman who was spamming in r/Germany? He got autobahned"
"What I say: No! What my kids hear: There's a really good chance if you keep asking."
"3 women went to a bar... And they wanted to know how lose they are.. * The first one slid in a hotdog * The second slid in a cucumber * And the third one went down the bar stool"
"One thing that archaeological discoveries have taught us... Ancient people loved drinking from broken cups.."
"THE SHINING (1980): An oblivious pair of incessant chatterboxes are finally taught to respect the sanctity of a writer's space."
"An American in France... An American in France limps into a doctor's office. The doctor runs over to the patient and asks, ""What happened!?"" The American responds, ""Ei ffel""."
"How can you tell if a clock is hungry? it goes back 4 seconds"
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