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Joke of the Day
"My boyfriend didn't think the joke I made up was funny - what do Jews call Jesus? JEWSUS"
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"The hardest part What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheel chair"
"What is the difference between a camel and a college student? Camel can go days without drinking!"
"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito will stop sucking when you smack it. *Heard this from my hubby last night."
"If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? mistletoe"
"What is the difference between Jared Fogel before prison, and Jared now? Before prison he was paid to eat footlongs."
"I told my kids to follow their hopes and dreams, as long as their hopes and dreams lead them out of my house when they're 21."
"I'm on Twitter because my family is on Facebook."
"What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand? O Cristor Redundant"
"DATING TIP: Any time someone is hot and you're too scared to approach them, remind yourself that they've probably had diarrhea at some point"