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Joke of the Day
"My boyfriend didn't think the joke I made up was funny - what do Jews call Jesus? JEWSUS"
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brian ! Brian who ? Brian drain !"
"I really love sarcasm. It's like punching people in the face but with words."
"What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee? Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee."
"Congratulations to my ice maker for winning my fridge's annual ""Ice Maker of the Year"" award for the 4th straight year!"
"I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up. She told me that I have to stop jerking off. I asked, ""Why?"" She replied, ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""
"What's the difference between Trump and Satan? Satan will at least let anyone into hell."
"Dogs can't operate an MRI. But cats can."
"I've recently been finding myself to be sexually attracted to tall buildings. I guess you could call it a serious Edifice complex."
"What do little piglets do on a Saturday night? Have a pigjama party!"