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Joke of the Day

"One thing that archaeological discoveries have taught us... Ancient people loved drinking from broken cups.."

"Playing golf for the first time this weekend reminded me of my trip to Taiwan It was a good experience and I had a great time, even though I ended up in a few traps."

"Never date a girl with lots of baggage They'll travel too much, you will never get to see them."

"the kidzbop version of gangnam style is why terrorists hate us."

"""Special today! Jokes, half off!"" ""I'll take one."" ""Why did the chicken cross the road?"" ""I don't know, why?"" ""Sorry, that's all you get."""

"How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)"

"Husband : Why are there broken condoms on our couch??? Wife : would you please call our children by their real names?"

"Hills have eyes... They also have ""L""s"

"What car do rich black people drive? A Countach"

"Which is the smallest pub in the world? The Thalidomide Arms."