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Joke of the Day

"patiently explainin to a 5yr old that night lights only mean u will SEE the monster as it rips u apart.. that sometimes not knowin is better"

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"I'm a guy that loves to show a woman exactly what I like sexually. So I start off every first date with a 2-hour PowerPoint presentation."
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"awfully bold of you to fly the Good Year blimp on a year that has been extremely bad thus far"
"a Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean a mother"
"Why are Chameleons surprisingly good at flying? Because they are always in duh skies"
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"Snow White actually hallucinated the Seven Dwarves the whole time. She was a high hoe."
"Scientists have successfully grown vocal chords in a petri dish The results speak for themselves."
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