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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake? Bob"
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"I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too."
"What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller? Flatman and Ribbon"
"Why don't women fart? They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure."
"How does a turtle grate cheese? Shredder"
"What happened to the Japanese man who walked into a wall with a boner He hurt his nose. There are more boner jokes at http://www.bonerjokes.com"
"My Life: Wake up, Survive, Sleep"
"Ever heard the song Coldplay wrote about the American Civil War? It goes: ""When you try your best, but you don't secede""."
"Shockingly True What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair."
"Waiter: How did you find your steak sir? Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!"