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Joke of the Day

"What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller? Flatman and Ribbon"

"""We have to get together sometime!"" is a great way of saying, ""I regret running into you."""

"Salesman: Would you like to buy a pocket calculator? Customer: No thanks. I know how many pockets I have."

"I'm a guy that loves to show a woman exactly what I like sexually. So I start off every first date with a 2-hour PowerPoint presentation."

"My dad finally left me a voicemail where he didn't introduce himself. I think we're getting closer."

"What do you call a digital tree? All bark and no byte"

"Yes, Pitbull, we are having a good time. Please stop asking every two minutes."

"Stay away from this guy!!!"

"Never date an Aztec woman.. They will rip your heart out."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Albee ! Albee ! Albee a monkey's uncle !"