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Joke of the Day
"Why don't women fart? They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure."
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"So... Hillary Clinton is giving this FBI agent a blow job at the Democratic Nation Convention ... Hey...Chill out man...It's politics, that's how it works !!!"
"What rock group has 4 members that don't sing? Mount Rushmore"
"What sort of an act do you do? I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else? Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth."
"Mike Tyson fires a nuke at his maths teacher. It was a weapon of math destruction. I'm so sorry."
"Why did the integer drown? Because it can't float."
"My best dating advice is to wait after you have two kids and a house before you tell her you speak elvish."
"Stabbed myself in the eye with a yellow pen and now everything looks all Instagramy."
"What does a owl say when it stumps it foot? OOOOOWWWWLLLL...."
"What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil? One's a fruit, you idiot."