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Joke of the Day

"Guy in orchestra was charged with manslaughter Police state that he had a history of reckless violins."

"A cowboy walks into a German car convention... He sees a beautiful woman, walks up to her and says, ""Audi"""

"What did Treebeard say when he took a piss? RELEASE THE RIVERRR!!!!!!!"

"A man comes home with a bouquet of flowers for his girlfriend... She says ""I guess I'll have to spread my legs now"" And he replies ""Why, don't you have a vase?"""

"I am running out of people I actually like."

"I heard y'all don't like bird jokes This could get a little hawkward"

"If Monday had a face, I would punch it."

"I was hoping my sister could help me with trigonometry... But then I remembered, ""she's in middle school, of course secant"""

"What is Kylo Ren's favorite drink? Supreme Liter Coke."

"How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb? Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything."