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Joke of the Day

"How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb? Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything."

"Knock Knock! **Knock Knock** Who's there? **Britney Spears** Britney Spears who? **Knock Knock** Who's there? **Oops I did it again!**"

"Why does Trump love babies. Because one day when they are old enough, he'll either Fire em or Fuck em."

"If Trump wins after Obama leaves office... Does that mean that orange really is the new black?"

"Haven't seen David Blaine in a long time. I'd say it's his best trick ever."

"How can you tell if a duck has soul? If it's bill withers!"

"Bill Gates is a good rapper. Word."

"This day in history. 1961. In Spain the fascist government of Generalissimo Francisco Franco declared equal rights for women and men. None."

"Don't spell part backwards It's a trap"

"What the 0 said to the 8 ? Nice belt, dude !"