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Joke of the Day

"What is Kylo Ren's favorite drink? Supreme Liter Coke."

"I heard my son's girlfriend screaming ""Oh God!"" in his bedroom upstairs ... Im so glad he found a good religious girl."

"How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a tampon and ask which period it came from."

"Why do people want attention of 1000 pies? because it's their sen-pais~"

"Most meth cooks start by clicking on an ad to make $500-$800 a day working from home."

"How do you keep an idiot busy for hours? [Click here to find out the answer.](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2b57xv/how_do_you_keep_an_idiot_busy_for_hours/)"

"I used 5 different things as a napkin today and one of them was my neighbour."

"""I used to work at a fire hydrant factory."" ""You couldn't park anywhere *near* the place!"" -Steven Wright"

"I showed my son a floppy disk today... ...he said: 'oh cool, you 3D-printed a save icon'"

"The only thing worse than a male chauvinistic pig is a woman that won't do as she is told."