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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when you see a smart blonde A dream"
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"[looking at wife's tombstone] today would've been our anniversary *falls to knees* why did I pre-buy her tombstone causing her to divorce me"
"Yeah, well, I didn't exactly want to be late for work today either but it's not like hot wings can shave themselves out of chest hair."
"The Pope quit. Meteor in Russia. Snowing in Arizona. Star Wars and Star Trek have the same director. Who the hell is playing Jumanji?"
"What do you call a short sleeved British shirt? A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me."
"I aim to be so strong I can kill a hurricane"
"An atheist, a crossfitter, and a vegan are all sitting at a bar... His name is Chaz."
"Hogwart's basketball team is the worst in all the wizarding world They could only score 9 in 3 quarters."
"game of thrones bt it's my family fighting over who will sit in grandma's chair while watching t.v. After she dies."
"Why did the pregnant girl struggle so much with grammar? She had no periods!"