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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a short sleeved British shirt? A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me."
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"I'm writinig a book.... It's called *""""Pop goes the hamster"" and other great microwave games""*"
"You know, I think Hitler was misunderstood. He didn't want to gas the Jews, he wanted a glass of juice."
"[Rips bong] Each Disney Princess represents a deadly sin! Jasmine, Greed. Mulan, Pride. Ariel, Envy. ""Snow White?"" Um. [Rips bong] Vegan."
"how do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?? pick it up and suck its dick"
"What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you? ""I do."""
"A penis walked into a private club. Thank God he was a member."
"If you hold the ocean up to your ear, it sounds just like a sea shell."
"what did the fish say when he ran into the wall? Damn"
"What if cell phones are part of an elaborate plot to rid the world of phone booths so Superman has nowhere to change?"