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Joke of the Day

"I work at a bar, don't like it but it pays good. I just kneaded the Dough. EDIT: Not bar, bakery. Sand autocorrect. Never use Reddit on a phone."

"Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs? Rhinos R Us"

"Did you guys know about the security guard who got fired from the Sperm Bank? He got caught drinking in the job."

"8 letter word for the somewhat-outdated practice by male prisoners of giving their female co-criminals first pick at the bootleg weapons? Shivalry."

"- How was school? 4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton"

"The problem about movies with potential They always fall the hardest"

"Dear Cool People, they didn't name a candy after you, did they? Love, Nerds."

"Mmmmmm---let me kiss 'em !! Q. Do ya know when a strip poker game is starting to get good?? A. When somebody's got a big pair showin !!!"

"Astrophysicists still struggling to explain the Big Bang Theory: ""It's a corny show! We just don't get it!"" said one astrophysicist."

"A priest, an astronaut, and a hair dresser walk into the bar The bartender looks up and says ""What is this, a joke?"""