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Joke of the Day

"Losing my virginity was a lot like riding a bike for the first time. My dad was holding me from behind."

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"Me: *passes ransom note* Mom: 2 bags of unmarked cookies? Me: Or you'll never see the cat alive! Mom: He's behind you. Me: STUPID KITTY!"
"What's white, but has a black asshole? The Whitehouse."
"My dog's pissed cos I buy him Senior food. He won't admit he's older now. So I scratch out the ""i"" on each can & tell him it's Mexican food."
"What do you call a dehydrated French man? Pee Air"
"God...= I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."
"Ever heard the phrase"" Do you live under a rock?"" Ever wonder why Patrick Star is so dumb? Well its because he literally lives under a rock."
"Your mom's so slutty, she got fired for drinking on the job. She worked at a sperm bank."
"actually these are my therapy bees i'm allowed to take them on the bus with me"
"The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least."