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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before? He has claw marks on his forehead."
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"DOG: [looking out the window] wat a beautiful mornimg! the sky is grey, the grass is grey, the birds are grey and readey to eat,"
"A farmer wins $30 million in a lottery A reporter asks him if he's going to retire and he says ""No, I'm just going to keep farming until it's all gone."""
"Go to Starbucks. Tell them your name is Dad. Hide in the crowd. Listen as the hipster barista says ""Dad?..Dad?..DAD?..DAD?!"" & starts crying"
"What do you say to a man with no legs? Nothing, he'll shoot you."
"what idiot named it Mail Order Bride instead of Male Order Bride?"
"How do all racist jokes start? *Scans over left shoulder, scans over right shoulder*"
"Wanna piss a rhinoceros off? Hang his car keys on his nose."
"Ever hear about the Mexican Train Killer? I heard he had locomotives."
"Say what you will about Hamas... ...but their education system is top notch. Over 90% of the children in Gaza become ""Rocket Scientists""."