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Joke of the Day

"How did Reese die while eating cereal? Witherspoon"

"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey"

"The Commonwealth Games: For when you can't win an Olympic medal."

"A tree on facebook The tree got upset because of a meme someone made of him and instead of deactivating his account,.....he logged out!"

"Why are manhole covers round? Because if they were square, you couldn't play twiddlywinks with them."

"Is it racist that I think all of Tyler Perry's movies look alike?"

"So what if I don't know what Armageddon means? It's not the end of the world"

"The USA condemns unprovoked invasion of a sovereign nation."

"My grandfather, my mom, and my siblings all have diarrhea. Runs in the family."

"No, I don't need a Fitbit. I can count to 45 by myself."